Diesel is in charge of the interior alarms for our facility. He constantly struggles with how to turn them off once an intruder had been detected. It starts with one bark and ends with… well, more barking. Still, we have faith he will figure it out one day. He has tried pin codes, keyfobs, access cards, and steak to no avail. (Actually, steak kind of helps.) Unfortunately, his sense of object permanence is low and his alarms go off no matter who walks into the building.
Diesel also holds secondary positions as Morale Officer and Food Service Janitor.