Diesel

Diesel is in charge of the interior alarms for our facility. He has constantly been struggling with how to turn them off once an intruder had been detected, but we have faith he will find a way one day. He has tried long term familiarity, keyfobs, access cards, and steak to no avail. His alarms go off no matter who walks in the building. He also holds secondary positions as morale officer and food service janitor.